Shellings toh sure

Shout Out to the virgins that will lost their virginity tonight.

Stop being a Racism.

Always trust me even when i lies!

But of course. Has anything changes since yesterday?"

But u must be special to have been single out.

I love my causin 2face Idibia.

U better live me alone and just stay happy with ur died rose..

The Patience dog eats the smallest bone.

how many childs wud tuface hav before he clocks 80_____???"

Nobody was born a winners.

after much prayers she overcomed the illness.

not to bragging but I don't Gbagaun"

So babes still fight over a guys???

I’m stalk in traffic.

When I’m bored..

I stare at the ceiling for God knows how long and then suddenly realize I am bored.

I visit ebay site to window shop and the most annoying thing happens, I get depressed even more.
I tend to watch movies I have seen before and then I start to pick out the little things I never noticed when I watched them the first time.
I build my future inside my head. I mean the mansions, money, fame, good Job, sweet husband and not too annoying kids.
I definitely try to gossip with Tope.
I take my roomies stuff without her permission. (It’s not stealing)
I call people that are really not that important to me. (WHAT?)
I sit in front of the mirror and start a dialogue with my reflection.
I make a list of cute guys I know and would want to …..
I watch Nollywood movies (no offence).
I start to read and eventually sleep off.

Everyday Should be Saturday.

A day you can wake up by 12:00pm and not miss your class.

A day you can wake up as late as you want and still have time to make and eat breakfast without thinking about the bus that leaves by 8:00am.
A day you can watch as many movies as you want.
A day you set aside for laundry.
A day set aside for doing dishes and cooking.
A day where you attend birthday parties, visit friends and go to the mall.
A day you catch up with the entire gist you missed during the week.
A day you don’t have to go to class and see that mean face that freaks you out (teacher).
A day you tidy your room and take the cobwebs off your ceiling.
A day you can make all the phone calls you promised people during the week.
A day you get to reply all your messages on Facebook, twitter, tumblr and other social networks.
A day you get to update your blog and write more stuff that happened to you during the week.
A day you get to rest if you’ve already done everything during the week.
A day you look forward to as soon as Sunday comes.
Call me lazy but I think everyday should be Saturday.

The Best Besty in the world

I never really use to value friendship, I never understood what it meant to have someone you can share everything with, someone you can share your dirty secrets with and she won’t judge but most definitely tease you. That person you can depend on and know that at least when every other person is busy trying to make your life miserable, all she thinks about is how to make sure you get there. That person who tolerates your most annoying character and still is there for you. Yeah, I’m definitely talking about my best friend and her name is….. (Be patient y’all)
When we met it wasn’t that rosy, we didn’t really like each other, and we quarreled a lot over little things that didn’t matter. I never knew that we would grow on each other and become best of friends. I remember once when we quarreled and didn’t speak to each other almost a whole semester and I was like ‘you can go to hell for all I care’ hmmm and I was the cause of the quarrel by the way. We eventually settled it and became friends again.
Let me describe her for y’all briefly. She is short, I mean short (don’t kill me when you read this) but she is really pretty . She has this respectful character and loves to eat. She has this weird laugh that sometimes I wonder if someone is somewhere controlling it with a remote control. The most important of all is the fact that I don’t need to watch news or read stuff on the internet because she already has the gist , how she does it well..I don’t know.
It took us a long time to realize that we were best friends I mean, we didn’t plan it and it was not discussed like ‘hey we should be best friends’..nahh it totally happened on its own and now when I remember all the fights and quarrels and other stupid things that happened back in the day I smile and just know that it was all worth it. Yeah we gist and gossip a lot, mostly about people we don’t like, y’all can check our skype chats and twitter DM’s and see stuffs we talk about ( not gonna happen). We have this weird and mischievous connection and it makes it all easy. There is this feeling you get when you share a problem with your best friend and she goes’ babe it’s going to be ok and I’m there for you when you need anything’, you just get this sense of relief and i know most people don’t understand (I mean those who don’t have best friends..no offence).
I am really glad I met her, so happy that she is my best friend and just so you know TOPE OLU- ALABI a.k.aSassiegirl, I really love you and I ain’t even playing. Thanks for being my besty.